Me: Kassa?
Kassa: yes...Me: Why is it that I'm trying to fatten Ricky up.. but You seem to be the one getting fatter....
Kassa: I don't know what you mean.. but maybe it has to do with you just walking us and not running us daily...
Me: .. So why is Ricky not gaining any weight?
Kassa: I don't know .. maybe its his metabolism... He does runaround like the freeken Easter Bunny.
Me: I don't think that's whole story... Kassa why don't you waddle over here and bring your brother with you.
Kassa: waddle my eye!
Ricky: Whats up dad?
Me: Well I need to get to the bottom of this. Ricky.. Whats going on.. Why am I feeding you more but magically Kassa is gaining weight?
Ricky: Well I am more athletic than my tubby buddy over there... Have you seen my Moves!
Me: Well yes you are stunning.. but still.. there must be more.
Ricky: Well there have been a few crimes of opportunity going on?
Me: explain.
Ricky: Well you know how Specs has been visiting.... I like Specs food MORE!
Me: Yes.. but I don't let you at Specs food at all..
Ricky: Other than the few bites I get as I go down the hall..
Me: Uh huh...
Ricky: Well I've been abandoning my food early... and trying to snag some of Specs food..
Kassa: And while you are tied up blocking Ricky from Specs bowl.. that left extra Scoops in Ricky's bowl for ME. Then all I had to do is trot by Specs bowl without trying to eat it.. and you would PRAISE me for being such a good dog. LOL
Me: You sneaky sneaky fat one you..
Kassa: "To be certain to take what you attack is to attack a place the enemy does not protect." .. Sun Tzu .. The art of war.. Ricky is more of a pawn than a general.
Me: Foiled again!..
4 comments:
LOL! It seems like they've got in all figured out. Definitely keeping you on your toes, in more than one way I guess.
Bwaaaaaa ha ha ha! Ricky and Kassa are hounds after my own heart. I think Kassa and Blueberry were both born to be the same kind of general!
Oh, THIS is what we have to look forward to if we get another dog... I already have to play food police with certain of our cats. Feeding is a full time job!
Lol, Kassa is as clever as he is handsome. Sounds like Ricky is too busy for his own good.
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