Me: Why is it that I'm trying to fatten Ricky up.. but You seem to be the one getting fatter....
Me: .. So why is Ricky not gaining any weight?
Me: I don't think that's whole story... Kassa why don't you waddle over here and bring your brother with you.
Me: Well I need to get to the bottom of this. Ricky.. Whats going on.. Why am I feeding you more but magically Kassa is gaining weight?
Me: Well yes you are stunning.. but still.. there must be more.
Ricky: Well there have been a few crimes of opportunity going on?
Ricky: Well you know how Specs has been visiting.... I like Specs food MORE!
Me: Yes.. but I don't let you at Specs food at all..
Ricky: Other than the few bites I get as I go down the hall..
Me: Uh huh...
Ricky: Well I've been abandoning my food early... and trying to snag some of Specs food..
Kassa: And while you are tied up blocking Ricky from Specs bowl.. that left extra Scoops in Ricky's bowl for ME. Then all I had to do is trot by Specs bowl without trying to eat it.. and you would PRAISE me for being such a good dog. LOL
Me: You sneaky sneaky fat one you..
Sun Tzu .. The art of war.. Ricky is more of a pawn than a general.
Me: Foiled again!..